A (Somewhat) Surprising Request

First: a question.

Has anybody ever came to you and asked you a question you never thought you'd encounter?

I'll bet some of you have this experience; then I'm sure you know the feeling.

Here's the story; a girl and I was chatting on msn, (rubbish talk as usual) when I complimented her on the dress she was wearing in her display picture. I told her that she was having the kind of expression of a person who is expecting something more in the reflection that she sees in the mirror. (Weird, yes. I know.)

Well what do you know. She went on and started asking me to teach her how to attract guys and I'm like if I teach you about attracting and chasing after guys then that means I'm gay isn't it? Weird.

Well, all I can do is provide insight and information into the male mind, advice aside, but that's about it.

I am honored that you have trust enough in me to share your feelings and thoughts on this guy that's captured your (rather tempestuous) heart. I sincerely hope that the guy you have feelings for will notice and reciprocate your actions toward him.

For the most part, I was (damn I feel old) rather surprised.

Best of luck to you.